Sagebrush Motel

By far the worst motel I have ever stayed in star is generousFirst of all I wasn't planning to stay in this God forsaken town but a blizzard and I-closing had other plans
So allow me to describe the room We were in room The door barely opened A very very small room with nothing but cheap thin wood paneling on the walls, tile like you would expect to see in a classroom or medical examiner's officeThe ceiling was bowed down from water damage and was riddled with water stainsThere was no heat....you read that right...motel in Wyoming and NO HEAT except a tiny space heater the type you might find under a office workers deskCertainly not enough to heat a room even as small as this oneThe walls had a thick red substance on them near the bedI chose to believe it was Ketchup
So the absense of a suitable heat source, the snow coming in from under the door and the cold tile floor make for an incredibly frozen floor I figured out that if I used one of the bath towels that felt as soft as sand paper under my feet and shuffled my *** into the bathroom, I could prevent my testicles from retracting into my throat
The bed featured a uneven worn out lumpy mattress and count sheetsThe metal bath tub was rusted in places and that was the clean part The sink had cracks in itThe room was a nightmare
When I turned on the lights I thought the floor was moving I then realized it was just the hoard of *** roaches scattering across what was left over from the chalk outline of the last occupant
Outside once you get past the 3' untouched snow drifts you come upon the owners 5th wheel rv trailerIt was missing almost an entire exterior wallA wonderful eye sore indeed
In the smelly dank office...or store...or storage unit or what ever they call it you are greeted by the most annoying little yapping dog that has ever infected the planet Behind the counter was a life sized doll standing in the corner next to dozen oxygen tanks...not sure what was up with that They charge $to stay for one night or as was pointed out to me, hours
We checked out hours before the road reopened because sitting in the truck sounded more appealing at that point
Now I am not saying this is the WORST motel ever but if Norman Bates were to be in town I suspect even he would say HELL NO, or ask mother to kill HIM
Needless to say I suggest you avoid this place like a dead beat dad avoids child support